Laughing is a natural medicine and it has the power to treat half of our ailments. Right? So, if you haven’t had your fill of laughter this week, here is your chance to simply enjoy and laugh your mind off with these smart, funny and absolutely intellectual jokes. Enjoy reading through these delirious jokes to make your Fridays – your Fun day!
Here is a collection of 10 classic jokes that you will understand if you are a lover of wit and art! So, laugh and enjoy your day!
A Roman enters a bar and hold up his hand, showing two fingers and saying –
“Five (V) beers please!”
POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE
In a lecture, a philosopher sharing his knowledge with his class states that in many languages, two negatives make a positive, but there is no language that says two positives make a negative.
Right then, a boy from the back of the class voices – “Yes, yes”!
MATHEMATICIAN AND THE HOUSE PARTY
A mathematician leaves his dorm and heads towards a house party. But, just as he nears the house, he sees no cars in the parking and the lights of the house off.
Just then, he watches two people enter the house and then three people leave the house after a while. Curious, he walks into the house and just happens to find it empty!
Q – How can you make out that a given HTML code is written by a novice or a basic programmer and not an expert?
A – All Style, No Class
THREE STATISICANS AND A DEER
Once, three statisticians decide to go for hunting. In the jungle, they see a deer grazing grass. The first statistician shoots, almost three feet to the deer’s left.
The second statistician shoots, but this time hitting three feet to the deer’s right.
Well, the third statistician jumps in joy shouting, “We got him”!
THE FRENCH CAFÉ
Revising the draft in his hand about Being and Nonthingness, Jean-Paul Sartre sits in a beautiful French Café.
Jean Paul calls the waitress and orders for a cup of coffee with no cream.
The waitress replies to him, saying her sorry! She says, “Mondieur, I am extremely sorry, but we don’t have any cream. How about your coffee with no milk?”
HELIUM AND THE BARTENDER
Helium plans to go to a bar! He enters a bar and asks the bar tender for a drink.
The bar tender says instantly – “We do not serve noble gases in her”.
In reply, Helium doesn’t react!
THE HUSBAND AND WIFE
A husband and a wife go out on a romantic dinner. The couple has nice time! Out of the blue, the wife says I Love You, while sipping her wine. The husband instantly asks: Is this you speaking or the wine?
The husband takes a sip of his wine and looks into the eyes of his wife and asks – “Is that You Speaking or Your Wine?”
Wife Answers – “It is Me Speaking To the Wine”.
Planning their anniversary, a husband asked his wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
The wife said, “Someplace where I have never been”. Replying to her, the husband said, “Darling, what about the Kitchen?”
Q – Why did the great musician Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?
A – All the chickens kept saying was – “Bach.., bach.., bach..”